I was going to post this on Chocablog, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. But it would be a crime not to post it somewhere, so I’ve decided to inflict this on you…

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… The Chocolate Anus.

Chocolate Starfish


This (apparently real) product could be yours in time for Christmas. But I don’t think we’ll be putting this on our Christmas list.

Luckily, the web site doesn’t say if it has a soft centre. Or if it contains nuts. Because I don’t want to know.